Still single

Found this somewhere on the net:
1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's ourjob to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature intosomething you'd like to have dinner with."

The funny thing about life is that I’ve actually met all 11 types of men. I’ve finally realized that my pretty dresses are monster magnets, they all attract the wrong type of men, men who are just out for fun, out for sex and even straying men!
*Note to self: Try wearing the dresses inside out to attract the correct type of men.*